December 2008
19 posts
The bowling alley in Saratoga Springs is looking...
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Kevin: i want to see a movie where a dude has a bomb attached to his ass and he'll explode if he farts
Internet Explorer 6
langer:
I die a little bit on the inside every time I lose two days of my life trying to make new revisions of our product function in IE6, considering the fact that the only people who still use that browser are homeless guys looking at porn on public library terminals.
we support langer’s frustration as well as the homeless crouching masturbators that keep him employed.
to the new...
me: john, has this ever happened to you:
you're sitting in the work bathroom taking a shit, when, suddenly, you become completely unsure whether you are in the men's room or the woman's room?
John: HAHAHA
no
that has never happened to me
where were you?
me: the men's room
but it was scary.
What is a Websides? →
this is a websides
John Answers
“What’s the deal with OJ”
john:
uhhh he robbed a dude in vegas he thought had stoeln from him at gunpoint then he fagged out in court and cried and the judge was like lol 15 to life and everyone was like LOL esp the whites and the blacks were like id be more pissed about this if obama hadnt won and that was it the rest is history or news, i guess
GQ Names Chicago "City of the Year" →
For what it’s worth, even the commenters on Chicagoist don’t understand:
“All I know is if Chicago were my town in Sim City2000, with all this taxes, murder, etc., all my sims would be leaving the city, the buildings would go dark, and I’d probably start a fire and start over.”
December 4th
me: " I Love You, Man is a comedy about a successful real estate agent, Peter (Paul Rudd, Knocked Up, The 40 Year Old Virgin), who, after getting engaged to his girlfriend of eight moths, Zooey (Rashida Jones, The Office), discovers that he has no close male friends. He then goes on the daunting quest of finding someone to serve as the Best Man at his wedding, enduring a series of horrific and misguided “man-dates” before he finally meets Sydney Fife (Jason Segel, How I Met Your Mother, Forgetting Sarah Marshall), a charming, off-kilter, opinionated man with whom he begins a whirlwind ‘bromance.’ "
Kevin: that actually sounds sort of funny
me: coming from the guy who thought tropic thunder was, "the funniest shit i've ever seen."
Kevin: ugh, you're so tedious
i havent fucking seen tropic thunder
ask anybody
we've had this exact same conversation already
and you forgot
and now you're wasting both of our time
i'm leaving
me: bye kevin!
November 7th
Kevin: why do you go see these awful movies in theaters?
me: i have nothing better to do with my life.
you saw tropic thunder
Kevin: no i didn't
me: yes
you did
Kevin: no
i didn't
ask katie
me: which stupid summer comedy did you see and then tell me was terrible?
Kevin: hahaha
Hamlet 2
but that was based on bad advice
from others
not my fault
me: haha
okay, i'm glad we figured that out.
Kevin: me too
so glad
Websides Needs More Coffee